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El gobierno anuncia que a partir de 2006 se instaurarán en las aulas clases de religión para creencias individuales. “El objetivo es que puedan estudiar su fe todos aquellos que tengan un dios inmanente”, ha dicho un director o un subdirector de algo.

Encuentran en Atapuerca restos que ofrecen claves básicas sobre nuestra civilización. “Quizá podamos demostrar en breve que las ventajas evolutivas de los Clicks de Famobil se debieron a la presión ejercida por los Airgam boys y los Madelman, cuya extinción –junto a la de los muñecos de Comancy- todavía no está resuelta”, ha declarado Juan Luis Arsuaga.

Tres de cada cuatro jóvenes saben que dos y dos son cuatro, y que por cuatro dieciséis. La encuesta ha sido realizada por Definitivoscopia entre una población de cuatro personas mayores de 55 años y un cadáver.

La oposición dice que el gobierno los acusaba cuando ellos estaban en el gobierno de hacer todo el rato oposición, y que ahora el gobierno –que antes era la oposición- sí que hace oposición en vez de gobernar, mientras que como oposición ellos sí que actúan de oposición, como antes de gobierno cuando lo fueron. “Y tú más”, ha manifestado Zapatero.

El ejército potenciará a corto plazo a su armada, con el objetivo de enfrentarse a los nuevos retos internacionales. “En breve contaremos con dos carabelas, un bergantín, un navío de 64 cañones y varios hidropedales de asalto”, ha explicado el almirante Francisco “el olas” Martínez.

“Mai dog is guait, an mai cat is blac. Mai téibol is braun an mai cher tú. De escái is blue an aim veri japi”, desarrolló ayer Aznar en una clase magistral en Georgebushtown.

Biólogos del Parque de Doñana descubren a una especie extraña. “Se trata de un director de cine español que estaba filmando sin subvención”, explicó un científico. “Este tipo de ejemplares normalmente son despedazados por sus congéneres, así que no creemos que llegue a viejo”.

La Federación de Asociaciones de Agrupaciones de Médicos señala que dos copas de vino tinto al día mejoran el funcionamiento del corazón, que dos cañas de cerveza bajan el colesterol malo, que una copa de whisky actúa de vasodilatador, y que otros licores destilados tomados con moderación previenen las enfermedades coronarias. “Nodotros dabemos to esso desdace musho tiempo, hip”, ha declarado el portavoz de los parroquianos de Casa Rafalín.

El ciclista del Cristalerías Nuño, Vicente Galán, procesado por dopaje. “Le hicimos dos controles sorpresa y no salió nada de nada, así que algo raro tiene que haber”, ha manifestado uno de los médicos responsables.

La Conferencia Episcopal anuncia que pondrá en marcha los divorcios por la Iglesia el año que viene. “Es la única manera de mantenerse en la brecha”, declaró un obispo.

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